hp

literally none of the info in my bio is real

EDIT: now this post ain’t true either lmao get cucked

EDIT2: it is true once again im 18 now

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

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avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

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bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on

yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .

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her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal

he is so scared all the time

beatlesweatles:
“tupacabra:
“xfilesbaby:
“ black-nata:
“baba yaga
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ingredience
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Cooking Him Sunday
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baba yaga

ingredience

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Cooking Him Sunday

biting someone's muzzle is a love language

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sorry guys but this is literally what affection looks like

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. 

“Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.”

Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.

He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”

“Nonsense,” said the wife. “You’re so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.”

The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two, three, four. You’re right, you know.”

nie ma uczelni dla ludzi z moim wyksztalceniem

maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time

Fuck gentle touch, I wanna get my faggot cunt mauled by a dominant alpha Serbian top!!!

whoa

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SO a few years ago, long before Gandalf Big Naturals was even a thing, I saw this meme and it changed my brain chemistry. Since then I have googled it several times, but never been able to find a trace of it. Alas, it has come to this, and I have been forced to re-create it myself for your viewing pleasure.

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I only go by Gut instinct and anecdotes of those who tried things before. It has always worked out for me.

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I'm fucking weeping rn

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is this an overkill amount of onions

yes???

nope

I am making peasantcore fried rice to be exact