literally none of the info in my bio is real
EDIT: now this post ain’t true either lmao get cucked
EDIT2: it is true once again im 18 now
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literally none of the info in my bio is real
EDIT: now this post ain’t true either lmao get cucked
EDIT2: it is true once again im 18 now
pfp still by FlyOnTheCloud
I would marry this man
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bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on
yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .


biting someone's muzzle is a love language
“Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.”
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”
“Nonsense,” said the wife. “You’re so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two, three, four. You’re right, you know.”
nie ma uczelni dla ludzi z moim wyksztalceniem
maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time
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SO a few years ago, long before Gandalf Big Naturals was even a thing, I saw this meme and it changed my brain chemistry. Since then I have googled it several times, but never been able to find a trace of it. Alas, it has come to this, and I have been forced to re-create it myself for your viewing pleasure.
I only go by Gut instinct and anecdotes of those who tried things before. It has always worked out for me.